Chchchanges . . .

Well, now that he's in the starting rotation, Bobby Parnell most likely won't end his career as the only player ever to have a 1.000 batting average and a 1.000 fielding average. But it's cool while it lasts.

Good luck, Bobby. Don't hurt yourself.

Congratulations to Mr. and Mrs. Pelfrey. Please be careful with the baby, and don't even think of bringing little Chase to Citi Field. There's no DL for infants.

This just in: the Mets have placed their entire fanbase on the 60-Day DL with social anxiety.


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